Misato Nikashima from Japan Gaining
weight is very simple. You eat, eat, and eat.
First, you should choose high calorie food; highly
recommended junk foods are ice-cream (Ben &
Jerry's is the best), chocolate and whatever you
want except low calorie food. Next, eat more than 6
times a day. If you are thirsty, drink beer or
carbonated drinks. Of course don't do sports! If
you go somewhere, use a car. While you're staying
home, lie down on your bed or take a nap. When it
is time to sleep, check your weight. Be sure, you
should do these things day in day out. In three
months, you will be fat. Everybody will call you
CHUBBY.
Wahid Sali from Pakistan To
annoy your teacher is very easy if you follow these
simple directions. First of all, go to your class
late every day. When you are in the class don't pay
attention to what your teacher is teaching.
Instead, look out of the window at some beautiful
girls or you can talk to your friends very loudly.
You can even go out of the class twice or better
yet thrice to grab a soda, to smoke or go to
the
restroom to do your hair. When she is writing on
the board or explaining something to the class,
start hooting, make funny noises, throw stuff at
him/her like paper, chalk etc. You can even throw
chewing gum at the teacher. However, if you really
want to annoy your teacher you can stick a piece of
chewed chewing gum on the chair. After following
all my instructions the teacher will probably be so
annoyed with you that she will most likely throw
you out of the class. Dae-Yeong Go from Korea Oh, are you sick and tired of your girlfriend? So you want to dump her and get another girl? No problem. It is very easy only if you follow these directions . First of all, you should break all appointments with her. Don't appear to appointment place, instead hang around the appointment place with another girl. Hugging or kissing, even holding her hands, could not be better. Next step is that you should always talk about that girl in front of your girlfriend. Don't forget to compare your girl friend with another girl. Say how beautiful she is, how kind she is, how attractive she is than her. After that, whenever your girlfriend calls you or visits you, just say "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm very busy or I'm very tired." After
that, you avoid meeting her or talking to her for
few days, then disappear a couple of days. Finally,
choose a rainy day and drink a lot, then call her
out such as to a cafe. After she comes, keep
drinking. All of a sudden, stop drinking and gaze
at her face sadly for few seconds, then pretend to
be weeping and say slowly "I'm sorry but I'm in
love with another girl." Probably your girl friend
will slap your cheeks. It may hurt you for few
seconds, but that ’s all you'll pay for this.
Now, you could separate with your X-girl friend.
You are absolutely free. Feel free to find out
another girl. Mireya Caballero from Mexico I
am going to give you some tips of how to hurt to
your best girlfriend. First, tell her that her hair
is so ugly and that she looks like a witch. You can
also tell her that her boyfriend is cheating on
her. In addition, tell her that she is gaining
weight. Tell her that her clothes are old fashioned
and do not match. Always try to get better score
than her on tests, and of course make sure that she
knows about it. Be careful. If you take these easy
tips you really will hurt your girlfriend. Teacher
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